Welcome to Dad on the Rocks
This is not a parenting advice blog.
This is a parenting survival log—served with a cocktail.
I’m Cory. I’m a dad, stepdad, husband, professional meltdown negotiator, and someone who occasionally stares into the fridge like it holds life’s answers.
Dad on the Rocks is my attempt to capture the hilarious, chaotic, sometimes soul-crushing reality of modern fatherhood—with brutal honesty, dark humor, and a custom drink recipe in every post to match the vibe.
Each story is based on real moments:
The blowouts that defy physics
The bedtime routines that turn into hostage situations
The quiet victories (like wiping only one butt today)
You won’t find parenting tips here.
You’ll find commiseration, catharsis, and cocktails.
So if you’ve ever whispered “what the f*ck” into a sippy cup, you’re in the right place.
What to Expect:
New posts whenever chaos allows
Original cocktails inspired by real parenting trauma
Zero judgment, zero perfection, just the realest dad content on the internet
Subscribe. Laugh. Drink. Repeat.
