Welcome to Dad on the Rocks

This is not a parenting advice blog.
This is a parenting survival log—served with a cocktail.

I’m Cory. I’m a dad, stepdad, husband, professional meltdown negotiator, and someone who occasionally stares into the fridge like it holds life’s answers.

Dad on the Rocks is my attempt to capture the hilarious, chaotic, sometimes soul-crushing reality of modern fatherhood—with brutal honesty, dark humor, and a custom drink recipe in every post to match the vibe.

Each story is based on real moments:

  • The blowouts that defy physics

  • The bedtime routines that turn into hostage situations

  • The quiet victories (like wiping only one butt today)

You won’t find parenting tips here.
You’ll find commiseration, catharsis, and cocktails.

So if you’ve ever whispered “what the f*ck” into a sippy cup, you’re in the right place.


What to Expect:

  • New posts whenever chaos allows

  • Original cocktails inspired by real parenting trauma

  • Zero judgment, zero perfection, just the realest dad content on the internet

Subscribe. Laugh. Drink. Repeat.

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Tired dad writing truth, sarcasm, and bourbon-soaked survival notes from the parenting front lines.